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All inquiries can be made to:

Dave Wagenheim

davewagenheim@hotmail,com
or
info@eugenecooks.com




Turtle Island Foods, Inc. - Tofurky Headquarters

Turtle Island Foods
(541) 386-7766
(800) 508-8100
P.O. Box 176
Hood River, Oregon 97031

www.Tofurky.com

Email
info@tofurky.com

Art Department:

Goblinko


What is GOBLINKO? High Impact Plastic made from Lemon Rind, Reinforced with Electronicized Ghetto-Flavonoids & Charged with BRIGHT PINK LIGHTNING squeezed out of the bottoms of the OLD GODS. GOBLINKO came into focus in 1998, popping out of the murk of Oakland, California. Using our esoteric, ancient technology of "THE WHEEL OF DYNAMISM", Goblinko creates the world's greatest cultural products using only the finest blend of bubblegum, dynamite & crystals.




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